Posted 1 day ago

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

(Source: carry-on-my-otp)

Posted 1 day ago

Humbled

I’m here with you. I’m here with every human on the planet. Shame is a gift we have all have been blessed with. And we should have all felt it by now. It’s our mantra…. But it’s not to limit ourselves… it’s to help us grow.

Posted 5 days ago

A Foriegn Girl messaged me randomly and thought I was a Jonas Brother

  1. Conversation started today
  2. Foriegn Girl: Omg
  3. Jonas Sabatini: Holy crap!
  4. Foriegn Girl: Jesus
  5. !
  6. Jonas Sabatini: Zoinks!
  7. Foriegn Girl: Mother of God!
  8. Jonas Sabatini: Great Caesars ghost!
  9. Foriegn Girl: no seriously
  10. why did you quit jonas brothers
  11. you were so fine
  12. you were my favorite of the three
  13. Jonas Sabatini: Bahahaha
  14. Foriegn Girl: what is it?
  15. Jonas Sabatini: Oh nothing, I just have not heard that in a little while
  16. Foriegn Girl: so do you still perform?
  17. like a solo artist?
  18. Jonas Sabatini: Nope I'm with a different group now
  19. Www.eastiseastmusic.com
  20. Foriegn Girl: omg
  21. do they tour?
  22. Jonas Sabatini: Eh not really. The drummer got married and his wife doesn't like him leaving much
  23. Foriegn Girl: lmao
  24. are you married?
  25. Jonas Sabatini: nope
  26. Foriegn Girl: had you been married you would miss out on tours too
  27. dont blame that guy
  28. Jonas Sabatini: I don't blame him at all, he's a great guy. I was one of the groomsmen at his wedding
  29. Foriegn Girl: thats nice
  30. what do u play?
  31. Jonas Sabatini: You should listen to some of the new music. We are making a new record this fall.
  32. Guitar
  33. Foriegn Girl: without the drummer?
  34. Jonas Sabatini: No he's around, we don't play a show without him.
Posted 2 months ago

Alienation

It’s really a weird thing. I’ve been miserable for so long my brain is wired to accept it as the norm. I see my friends and others happy and it seems so extraneous to anything I find familiar. I want to be able to laugh and smile but it feels alien… today my band played a couple songs I wrote and it was nice to remember what I wrote them about and capture the essence of it. I will get over this lull in my life.

Posted 2 months ago

Blog of a quitter

I can’t finish anyth

Posted 3 months ago
swolizard:

white people are truly wild

swolizard:

white people are truly wild

(Source: fulyabora)

Posted 3 months ago

mapsontheweb:

Average Skin Color by State in the United States

2012 Census Data: taking the racial percentages and combined the colors by reddit user deuxverendus.

Posted 3 months ago
Mirror mirror I think it’s time to tell, I’ve got too many pennies in a wishing well
Mantra
Posted 4 months ago

always-thirsty-pocket:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

My friends and I did this at a few cons we went to. …But this is above and beyond what any of us did.

Posted 5 months ago

This song is called space madness… you should love it.